Reason Why Not: Teamtoe(Flow) Tongue Twister Contest

Here's is a contest for anyone ages 5-14.

You must explicitly follow these simple rules to qualify as a possible winner...although anyone that enters this contest is most likely not a winner at all.....the rules are as follows....

1)Find a friend...your mother or father are also acceptable, to film you.

2)Chug Life an O.E. 64 oz. or Steel Reserve 40 dogg.

3)Then as quickly as possible, recite this tongue twister 10 times fast....fastest recital wins!!!!

The tongue twister goes as follows.... 

Beastly Brownlee backside bigspins into baby back Boulder banks buying beer before burning big blunts of blueberry bomb bud before breakfast 

4) The entirety of your entry must be submitted on a miniDV tape(Sony or Fuji only, please)...VX1000 preferred

5)Next, upload your video onto youtube using the tag Teamtoe Flow Tongue Twister Contest.

6)The winner will be chosen in the next five to six years or whenever D-Gnar's sore throat from blazing bammer  goes away...or Twig gets dentures...whichever comes first?

The ultimate winner of this contest will receive Teamtoe Flow for one year and...

a limited edition Mike Rusczyk man-purse filled with the following.....

-3 pairs of TP's dirty socks

-a custom Travadaddy re-fry tote bag 

-one new pair of red Theory trucks

-2 bags of "Grindin' Grape" ollie pop bubble gum 

-a miniDV tape with 3 poached angles of Jim Greco's switch frontsideflip down Wilshire

-a pack of "rims"

-2 tail devils(one is for the nose)

-a set 0f 46mm Deca wheels.  

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!

Notice of Non-Liability:

Please don't enter this contest...idiots.  Underage alcohol consumption may lead to several debilitating health related problems such as future flowmanism and shit.